The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals being foreign and suspicious looking was Nick Clegg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..