The Queen has today said "kill the commie swine".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen gypsies involved in reading the works of Karl Marx on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to gypsies it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Gypsies and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.