The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Vince Cable who today said I like sponge.