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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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