Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells’s comments come in a week that has seen youths involved in burning policemen at the stake on an ever more frequent basis.

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to youths it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Youths and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.