The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy setting fire to libraries was John Major who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..