Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Bleeding heart liberals have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack outside nursery schools.

Terror expert David Cameron has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack: The True Face Of Evil", David Cameron says, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for bleeding heart liberals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.