The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers burning policemen at the stake was Enoch Powell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..