I’m not racist but surely allowing the poor to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that the poor aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Theresa May agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.