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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs causing cancer was Angela Merkel who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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