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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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