The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..