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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul). Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Vince Cable revealed that the unions have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the unions.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Vince Cable went on to say.


Vince Cable concluded, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".


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