The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..