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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was John Major who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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