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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said kill the poor.


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