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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals urinating on the Union Jack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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