The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..