The Pope has today said "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen coloureds involved in sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to coloureds it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Coloureds and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.