Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow hunt sabateours such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but hunt sabateours have this week been revealed as causing obesity.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps hunt sabateours would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The English People who this week said, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that causing obesity is acceptable behaviour.