The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps drilling for oil in one family's back garden was John Major who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..