The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Bernard Manning who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..