Hunt sabateours have been causing obesity the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jim Davidson said of hunt sabateours, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Hunt sabateours made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.