The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists urinating on the Union Jack was Anne Widdecombe who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.