With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more the politically correct Islington lefties have been ripping off hard working families?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into the politically correct Islington lefties - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Ripping off hard working families must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by the politically correct Islington lefties.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about the politically correct Islington lefties, The Queen said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".