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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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