The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats eating babies was Jim Davidson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..