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James May has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers James May’s comments come in a week that has seen unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace involved in plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life on an ever more frequent basis.

James May’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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