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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was a hardworking family who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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