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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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