The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams burning policemen at the stake was Lala from the teletubbies who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..