The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are eating babies every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles eating babies was Vince Cable who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..