Jim Davidson has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jim Davidson’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists calling themselves the Wombles involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Jim Davidson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.