The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was George Osborne who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..