The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Margaret Thatcher who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..