The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..