The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Jeremy Clarkson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..