The Queen has today said "Waterboarding is not torture".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen anarchists calling themselves the Wombles involved in holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.