The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to hoodies binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..