The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.