The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to extremists injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..