The Mail has learned that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are responsible for binge drinking on council estates.

Has the world gone mad? Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are binge drinking on council estates with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "the day of the yob is upon us"