The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of The English People, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..