The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.