I’m not racist but surely allowing Noam Chomsky devotees to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Noam Chomsky devotees aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.