The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..