The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself, but nowadays thanks to chavs smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.