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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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