Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Women have been listening to loud music outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Some bloke in the pub has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Listening to loud music: The True Face Of Evil", Some bloke in the pub says, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for women. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.