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With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more extremists have been selling heroin to the unions?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into extremists - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Selling heroin to the unions must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by extremists.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about extremists, An unnamed source said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".


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